Funniest Quotes in Entourage :)
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Entourage writers must be given full credit to pen such great funny quotes(running out of adjectives 
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Here are some of the most funniest quotes said in Entourage.
- “Could you get laid without Vince, that’s the question.” asked by Eric to Turtle and his awesome reply was “Do I give a fuck? That’s the answer.”
- “I liked it, but you still read it.”-Eric
“Nope.”-Vince
“You’re kidding me, right?”-Eric
“I didn’t even know who the killer was until I saw the fuckin’ thing.”-Vince - “Hey! They drive that way in Tiananmen Square bitch?!”-Ari to a Driver
- “$320,000, but if you sign a picture for my daughter, I’ll give it to you for 319.”-Rolls Dealer to Vince
“How much if he bangs his daughter?”-Turtle to Drama - This one is my favorite. “I can’t, I don’t drink, I’m sorry.”-Jimmy Kimmel
[Downs shot of liquor]
“Mmm…I do drink.” - The sherpa to Drama “When’s the next season of Viking Quest dude?”
“We got cancelled 7 years ago.”-Drama’s reply - I like the way Ari talks to his wife , one such phrase is
“Where do you think you’re going?”-Mrs. Ari
“I, they just flew in a liver I gotta do the transplant. Where do you think I’m going?”-Ari - Drama to Eric “Turtle’s right, E. Let the girl think you’re busy.”
E-”She’s my girlfriend, idiots; I don’t care what she thinks.” - Eric to Ari “Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? He’s not even Hispanic.”
“Yeah and Hillary Swank has a vagina and she won an Oscar for pretending she had a dick. That’s what actors do they pretend.” - Turtle while dating one of the girls “Yeah I take care of whatever Vince needs.”
The girl-”Like a gofer?”
“Na sweetie, it’s more like a manager.”Related Episodes
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